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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 240 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
345 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 847 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 361 | 43% |
| Smokes | 121 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 256 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 109 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $117,639 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | feelingkindasilly | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | Bobbyyy | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | indominus | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | nicolasnicnik | 50% | 24 |
| #5 | NinjaFisken | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | indominus | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | nicolasnicnik | 50% | 24 |
| #5 | NinjaFisken | 45% | 20 |
| #6 | Peugeot | 44% | 16 |
| #7 | 3 Weter | 36% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NinjaFisken | 7 | 0.0188 |
| #2 | 3 Weter | 3 | 0.0088 |
| #3 | nicolasnicnik | 2 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | Peugeot | 2 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | Bobbyyy | 2 | 0.0093 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nicolasnicnik | 69 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #2 | NinjaFisken | 68 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #3 | Peugeot | 66 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #4 | 3 Weter | 31 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Bobbyyy | 26 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.Doge | +3.75 | 73 | 43 |
| #2 | nicolasnicnik | +0.79 | 67 | 41 |
| #3 | 3 Weter | +0.08 | 50 | 59 |
| #4 | Peugeot | -0.19 | 35 | 44 |
| #5 | NinjaFisken | -0.71 | 42 | 35 |





