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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 139 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
547 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,094 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 371 | 34% |
| Smokes | 279 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 242 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 202 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $237,741 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bobbyyy | 7 | 0.0304 |
| #2 | Mr.Doge | 6 | 0.0161 |
| #3 | 3 Weter | 4 | 0.0114 |
| #4 | Classicfr3ddy | 4 | 0.0292 |
| #5 | Peugeot | 2 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nicolasnicnik | 91 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #2 | Peugeot | 87 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #3 | Mr.Doge | 54 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | 3 Weter | 38 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | Bobbyyy | 32 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RaLLe | +11.35 | 76 | 52 |
| #2 | Mr.Doge | +3.90 | 69 | 40 |
| #3 | Classicfr3ddy | +3.22 | 65 | 57 |
| #4 | 3 Weter | +2.27 | 39 | 63 |
| #5 | nicolasnicnik | +1.38 | 64 | 41 |





