








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 122 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




94 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3911 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,657 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2430 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1752 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1876 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1599 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,304,481 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 209 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ping | 50% | 103 |
| #2 | Quesito | 41% | 58 |
| #3 | Willy The Cocaine Shark | 39% | 33 |
| #4 | ToriiiFTP ♡ | 33% | 36 |
| #5 | Manpoints69 | 29% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ping | 301 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #2 | Quesito | 84 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | Willy The Cocaine Shark | 76 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | Manpoints69 | 70 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | ToriiiFTP ♡ | 24 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ping | +3.00 | 82 | 64 |
| #2 | Quesito | +2.31 | 83 | 59 |
| #3 | Willy The Cocaine Shark | +0.04 | 48 | 49 |
| #4 | Manpoints69 | +0.01 | 61 | 47 |
| #5 | ToriiiFTP ♡ | -0.41 | 44 | 23 |





