








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 176 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 216 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2058 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,308 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4039 | 39% |
| Smokes | 1550 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 2030 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2689 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,015,789 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rahum | 53% | 58 |
| #2 | georgethejedi LftLoG | 52% | 33 |
| #3 | Aurora | 49% | 203 |
| #4 | EpicAtho | 48% | 95 |
| #5 | Alex | 48% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aurora | 29 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | Sykoo | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Rahum | 6 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | Alex | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | A Normal Duck | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aurora | 493 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #2 | Sykoo | 318 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #3 | EpicAtho | 168 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | Alex | 109 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | A Normal Duck | 95 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aurora | +3.67 | 72 | 69 |
| #2 | Solus | +2.32 | 62 | 70 |
| #3 | Rahum | +1.58 | 65 | 34 |
| #4 | A Normal Duck | +1.53 | 65 | 53 |
| #5 | Alex | +0.12 | 60 | 58 |





