








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 134 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 155 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1383 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,866 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1019 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1254 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1914 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1679 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $831,637 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 53 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | georgethejedi LftLoG | 79% | 14 |
| #2 | EpicAtho | 52% | 105 |
| #3 | Aurora | 51% | 171 |
| #4 | Sykoo | 48% | 185 |
| #5 | Z1ppppy | 48% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Sykoo | 48% | 185 |
| #5 | Z1ppppy | 48% | 113 |
| #6 | Rahum | 47% | 34 |
| #7 | A Normal Duck | 45% | 88 |
| #8 | Autism Speaks | 36% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aurora | 26 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | Sykoo | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Rahum | 5 | 0.0073 |
| #4 | Z1ppppy | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | EpicAtho | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aurora | 407 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #2 | Sykoo | 385 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #3 | Z1ppppy | 331 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #4 | EpicAtho | 192 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | A Normal Duck | 69 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aurora | +2.40 | 74 | 71 |
| #2 | A Normal Duck | +0.69 | 64 | 49 |
| #3 | Sykoo | +0.05 | 62 | 74 |
| #4 | Alex | -0.21 | 62 | 59 |
| #5 | Rahum | -0.45 | 58 | 29 |





