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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 262 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 128 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1850 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,964 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 936 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1446 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1177 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1405 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,117,119 of utility $247 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Solus | 64% | 28 |
| #2 | georgethejedi LftLoG | 55% | 29 |
| #3 | Aurora | 49% | 154 |
| #4 | EpicAtho | 48% | 73 |
| #5 | Z1ppppy | 48% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Sykoo | 46% | 138 |
| #7 | Alex | 45% | 88 |
| #8 | Rahum | 43% | 44 |
| #9 | Autism Speaks | 38% | 42 |
| #10 | Mort (Muslim) | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aurora | 28 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | Z1ppppy | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Sykoo | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Mort (Muslim) | 4 | 0.0177 |
| #5 | Rahum | 3 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aurora | 381 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #2 | Z1ppppy | 315 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #3 | Sykoo | 262 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #4 | EpicAtho | 134 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | Solus | 105 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Solus | +3.04 | 60 | 66 |
| #2 | Aurora | +2.53 | 72 | 69 |
| #3 | A Normal Duck | +1.54 | 66 | 52 |
| #4 | Sykoo | +0.02 | 61 | 76 |
| #5 | Rahum | -0.64 | 59 | 34 |





