








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 223 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 253 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2232 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,740 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3053 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4770 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 2179 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2738 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,141,365 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alex | 48% | 185 |
| #2 | Aurora | 47% | 289 |
| #3 | Rahum | 47% | 83 |
| #4 | Solus | 47% | 30 |
| #5 | georgethejedi LftLoG | 46% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | georgethejedi LftLoG | 46% | 56 |
| #6 | A Normal Duck | 46% | 138 |
| #7 | Z1ppppy | 46% | 178 |
| #8 | EpicAtho | 45% | 170 |
| #9 | Autism Speaks | 40% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aurora | 38 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Z1ppppy | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Rahum | 7 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | EpicAtho | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Autism Speaks | 4 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aurora | 704 | 0.12 | 22 min |
| #2 | Z1ppppy | 496 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #3 | EpicAtho | 307 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #4 | Alex | 166 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #5 | A Normal Duck | 113 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aurora | +2.86 | 72 | 69 |
| #2 | Solus | +2.67 | 57 | 73 |
| #3 | A Normal Duck | +0.69 | 64 | 53 |
| #4 | Rahum | +0.28 | 64 | 35 |
| #5 | Sykoo | -0.03 | 61 | 73 |





