








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 450 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 254 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4115 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,538 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3027 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2567 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3226 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2718 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,648,036 of utility $217 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Solus | 53% | 38 |
| #2 | Alex | 51% | 171 |
| #3 | Z1ppppy | 49% | 203 |
| #4 | A Normal Duck | 49% | 154 |
| #5 | Rahum | 48% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Z1ppppy | 14 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Sykoo | 11 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Rahum | 9 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | Autism Speaks | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | EpicAtho | 4 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Z1ppppy | 587 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #2 | Sykoo | 572 | 0.09 | 16 min |
| #3 | EpicAtho | 311 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #4 | Alex | 154 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #5 | Solus | 135 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aurora | +3.22 | 72 | 70 |
| #2 | Solus | +2.30 | 56 | 72 |
| #3 | A Normal Duck | +0.91 | 64 | 50 |
| #4 | Rahum | +0.44 | 64 | 30 |
| #5 | Alex | +0.09 | 62 | 59 |





