








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 193 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 110 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1091 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,517 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1464 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1311 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1274 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 468 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $647,886 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChrisK (new mouse) | 59% | 59 |
| #2 | Monkey D. Luffy | 52% | 64 |
| #3 | Tio | 48% | 42 |
| #4 | iTzAbe | 46% | 96 |
| #5 | Azir Thomas | 44% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | XxFaZexX | 43% | 81 |
| #7 | Fat Ectomorph | 38% | 37 |
| #8 | shibal sekki | 36% | 11 |
| #9 | ✪ Manian | 36% | 11 |
| #10 | ROPEMAXX | 25% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azir Thomas | 14 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | iTzAbe | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | ChrisK (new mouse) | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Fat Ectomorph | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | XxFaZexX | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iTzAbe | 464 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| #2 | Azir Thomas | 287 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | ChrisK (new mouse) | 269 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #4 | Monkey D. Luffy | 144 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | Tio | 106 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChrisK (new mouse) | +3.86 | 34 | 74 |
| #2 | Monkey D. Luffy | +1.07 | 50 | 43 |
| #3 | Fat Ectomorph | +0.18 | 50 | 37 |
| #4 | ROPEMAXX | +0.01 | 60 | 60 |
| #5 | shibal sekki | -0.29 | 48 | 54 |





