








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 596 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 333 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2418 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,470 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4633 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4377 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2987 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2473 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,643,638 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | ✪ Manian | 41% | 88 |
| #10 | Jaeger | 39% | 23 |
| #11 | shibal sekki | 38% | 37 |
| #12 | ROPEMAXX | 31% | 65 |
| #13 | auodon | 24% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azir Thomas | 32 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Monkey D. Luffy | 8 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | ChrisK (new mouse) | 7 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Fat Ectomorph | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | jacobalcant | 5 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azir Thomas | 637 | 0.09 | 16 min |
| #2 | ChrisK (new mouse) | 536 | 0.22 | 18 min |
| #3 | jacobalcant | 336 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #4 | Monkey D. Luffy | 270 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | Tio | 240 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaeger | +4.22 | 79 | 59 |
| #2 | ChrisK (new mouse) | +3.58 | 33 | 76 |
| #3 | ROPEMAXX | +1.43 | 54 | 52 |
| #4 | Monkey D. Luffy | +0.89 | 53 | 37 |
| #5 | shibal sekki | +0.82 | 44 | 53 |





