








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 197 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 136 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
981 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 328 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 138 | 42% |
| Smokes | 51 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 79 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 60 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $186,285 of utility $48 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChrisK (new mouse) | 48% | 96 |
| #2 | Tio | 47% | 74 |
| #3 | Fat Ectomorph | 47% | 34 |
| #4 | Azir Thomas | 43% | 157 |
| #5 | jacobalcant | 43% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Azir Thomas | 43% | 157 |
| #5 | jacobalcant | 43% | 81 |
| #6 | iTzAbe | 43% | 119 |
| #7 | Monkey D. Luffy | 41% | 78 |
| #8 | shibal sekki | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azir Thomas | 10 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | iTzAbe | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | ChrisK (new mouse) | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Tio | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Monkey D. Luffy | 4 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iTzAbe | 636 | 0.25 | 13 min |
| #2 | ChrisK (new mouse) | 455 | 0.22 | 15 min |
| #3 | Azir Thomas | 313 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #4 | jacobalcant | 255 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #5 | Tio | 184 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChrisK (new mouse) | +3.96 | 33 | 77 |
| #2 | Monkey D. Luffy | -0.05 | 45 | 35 |
| #3 | XxFaZexX | -0.48 | 28 | 13 |
| #4 | jacobalcant | -0.54 | 49 | 63 |
| #5 | Fat Ectomorph | -0.73 | 59 | 36 |





