








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1234 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 269 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 173 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8950 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,393 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3811 | 37% |
| Smokes | 2523 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1213 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 2846 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,322,867 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blunk | 67% | 84 |
| #2 | Tosi | 67% | 126 |
| #3 | Metr1ckZ | 66% | 172 |
| #4 | Sʍiℓy | 63% | 30 |
| #5 | FLAGADA ツ | 63% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tosi | 24 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | Metr1ckZ | 23 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | Insight | 12 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | ✪-Swag | 10 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | SMECTA | 6 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Insight | 638 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #2 | Tosi | 480 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #3 | Phûûcc✔ | 425 | 0.24 | 11 min |
| #4 | Metr1ckZ | 352 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #5 | SMECTA | 344 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xIIK 侍 | +4.35 | 91 | 48 |
| #2 | Sʍiℓy | +3.11 | 93 | 69 |
| #3 | ✪-Swag | +2.34 | 75 | 67 |
| #4 | Tosi | +2.02 | 81 | 65 |
| #5 | SMECTA | +1.44 | 90 | 55 |





