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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 332 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1247 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,264 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3848 | 61% |
| Smokes | 568 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 1606 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 242 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $240,611 of utility $46 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gwuczken | 59% | 161 |
| #2 | Wuczka | 57% | 47 |
| #3 | Demcio | 57% | 79 |
| #4 | ORP_Blyskawica | 46% | 41 |
| #5 | Slamz suk | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Wuczka | 57% | 47 |
| #3 | Demcio | 57% | 79 |
| #4 | ORP_Blyskawica | 46% | 41 |
| #5 | Slamz suk | 44% | 25 |
| #6 | Mikser | 40% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gwuczken | 45 | 0.0145 |
| #2 | Demcio | 19 | 0.0124 |
| #3 | Wuczka | 14 | 0.0161 |
| #4 | Slamz suk | 4 | 0.0090 |
| #5 | ORP_Blyskawica | 3 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gwuczken | 326 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #2 | Wuczka | 84 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | ORP_Blyskawica | 70 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Demcio | 49 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | Slamz suk | 38 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wuczka | +9.77 | 74 | 65 |
| #2 | gwuczken | +7.55 | 73 | 65 |
| #3 | ORP_Blyskawica | +1.28 | 43 | 43 |
| #4 | Demcio | +0.72 | 58 | 22 |
| #5 | Slamz suk | -2.19 | 7 | 22 |





