








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 514 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 198 matches | ||
| Wingman | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




79 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3929 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,939 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4806 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4488 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3269 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1376 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $601,184 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 501 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Demcio | 58% | 114 |
| #2 | korzmaks | 57% | 47 |
| #3 | ORP_Blyskawica | 50% | 119 |
| #4 | Slamz suk | 46% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Demcio | 58% | 114 |
| #2 | korzmaks | 57% | 47 |
| #3 | ORP_Blyskawica | 50% | 119 |
| #4 | Slamz suk | 46% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Slamz suk | 34 | 0.0152 |
| #2 | ORP_Blyskawica | 20 | 0.0089 |
| #3 | Demcio | 20 | 0.0101 |
| #4 | korzmaks | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ORP_Blyskawica | 257 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | korzmaks | 172 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #3 | Slamz suk | 171 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | Demcio | 79 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wuczka | +3.41 | 43 | 63 |
| #2 | Demcio | +0.93 | 33 | 30 |
| #3 | ORP_Blyskawica | +0.72 | 52 | 45 |
| #4 | Slamz suk | -3.52 | 6 | 25 |
| #5 | korzmaks | -5.02 | 4 | 46 |





