








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 70 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1139 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,853 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 828 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1034 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 891 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 100 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $564,435 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 242 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gwuczken | 53% | 59 |
| #2 | Demcio | 52% | 33 |
| #3 | ORP_Blyskawica | 47% | 91 |
| #4 | Wuczka | 46% | 112 |
| #5 | korzmaks | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gwuczken | 53% | 59 |
| #2 | Demcio | 52% | 33 |
| #3 | ORP_Blyskawica | 47% | 91 |
| #4 | Wuczka | 46% | 112 |
| #5 | korzmaks | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wuczka | 26 | 0.0114 |
| #2 | ORP_Blyskawica | 16 | 0.0089 |
| #3 | gwuczken | 13 | 0.0127 |
| #4 | Demcio | 5 | 0.0073 |
| #5 | korzmaks | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wuczka | 359 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #2 | ORP_Blyskawica | 201 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | gwuczken | 129 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | korzmaks | 88 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #5 | Demcio | 25 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gwuczken | +6.05 | 63 | 65 |
| #2 | Wuczka | +2.38 | 32 | 61 |
| #3 | ORP_Blyskawica | +1.70 | 57 | 49 |
| #4 | Demcio | +0.96 | 27 | 27 |
| #5 | Slamz suk | -2.96 | 8 | 25 |





