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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 245 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
360 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 595 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 193 | 32% |
| Smokes | 147 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 140 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 115 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $158,503 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 131 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Slamz suk | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | gwuczken | 53% | 45 |
| #3 | ORP_Blyskawica | 43% | 21 |
| #4 | korzmaks | 40% | 50 |
| #5 | Demcio | 38% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | gwuczken | 53% | 45 |
| #3 | ORP_Blyskawica | 43% | 21 |
| #4 | korzmaks | 40% | 50 |
| #5 | Demcio | 38% | 26 |
| #6 | Wuczka | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gwuczken | 16 | 0.0187 |
| #2 | Demcio | 7 | 0.0132 |
| #3 | Wuczka | 6 | 0.0321 |
| #4 | korzmaks | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | ORP_Blyskawica | 2 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | korzmaks | 169 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #2 | gwuczken | 86 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | ORP_Blyskawica | 42 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Wuczka | 15 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | Slamz suk | 14 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gwuczken | +9.02 | 75 | 66 |
| #2 | Wuczka | +6.90 | 73 | 65 |
| #3 | Demcio | +2.78 | 64 | 27 |
| #4 | ORP_Blyskawica | +0.43 | 45 | 43 |
| #5 | Slamz suk | -2.75 | 5 | 5 |





