








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 791 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 348 matches | ||
| Faceit | 220 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6964 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,045 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6963 | 32% |
| Smokes | 6276 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3053 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 5753 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,878,721 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 101 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KekeRos6erg | 74% | 39 |
| #2 | HEN. | 62% | 37 |
| #3 | Hunterkiller | 59% | 88 |
| #4 | McDonald's McChicken | 58% | 97 |
| #5 | BiliJCV1CT0R | 57% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LIMHO | 13 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Tiger_KMZ | 10 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Ne4 | 9 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | Hunterkiller | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | asdasdasdasd775 | 4 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LIMHO | 1924 | 0.22 | 55 min |
| #2 | Tiger_KMZ | 968 | 0.12 | 27 min |
| #3 | BiliJCV1CT0R | 539 | 0.23 | 17 min |
| #4 | Ne4 | 515 | 0.29 | 14 min |
| #5 | Hunterkiller | 400 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KekeRos6erg | +3.05 | 81 | 73 |
| #2 | HEN. | +1.94 | 48 | 75 |
| #3 | LIMHO | +1.67 | 76 | 73 |
| #4 | McDonald's McChicken | +0.90 | 71 | 37 |
| #5 | yk | +0.85 | 94 | 51 |





