








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 565 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 261 matches | ||
| Faceit | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5304 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,785 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6428 | 30% |
| Smokes | 6494 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4112 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4751 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,133,601 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 173 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hunterkiller | 62% | 84 |
| #2 | Jzzz_ | 60% | 58 |
| #3 | Ne4 | 57% | 86 |
| #4 | BiliJCV1CT0R | 56% | 110 |
| #5 | McDonald's McChicken | 55% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IKun | 16 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Ne4 | 8 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Tiger_KMZ | 7 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | asdasdasdasd775 | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Hunterkiller | 5 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IKun | 1471 | 0.17 | 40 min |
| #2 | Tiger_KMZ | 865 | 0.12 | 24 min |
| #3 | BiliJCV1CT0R | 541 | 0.23 | 18 min |
| #4 | Ne4 | 505 | 0.28 | 14 min |
| #5 | Kiryu | 374 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LIMHO | +1.80 | 76 | 72 |
| #2 | BiliJCV1CT0R | +1.01 | 75 | 70 |
| #3 | Hunterkiller | +0.96 | 77 | 66 |
| #4 | McDonald's McChicken | +0.95 | 73 | 35 |
| #5 | IKun | +0.79 | 73 | 64 |





