








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 992 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 397 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 123 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5744 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,099 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4172 | 21% |
| Smokes | 6462 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4063 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5402 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,541,058 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Jzzz_ | 47% | 95 |
| #11 | 91γΏ π©π·.πΎπ¦π³π¬ | 47% | 176 |
| #12 | LagHacker | 46% | 172 |
| #13 | Doc_99 | 45% | 91 |
| #14 | Immortal Mentality | 41% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KekeRos6erg | +4.47 | 79 | 78 |
| #2 | Jzzz_ | +2.85 | 84 | 38 |
| #3 | LIMHO | +1.63 | 78 | 73 |
| #4 | IKun | +1.10 | 73 | 68 |
| #5 | asdasdasdasd775 | +0.65 | 61 | 55 |





