








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 77 matches | ||
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1707 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,716 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1619 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1688 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 808 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1601 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $400,872 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hunterkiller | 67% | 21 |
| #2 | LagHacker | 60% | 25 |
| #3 | Tiger_KMZ | 56% | 110 |
| #4 | asdasdasdasd775 | 54% | 52 |
| #5 | LIMHO | 54% | 153 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | BiliJCV1CT0R | 51% | 59 |
| #8 | ζδΈ | 50% | 44 |
| #9 | Emotional Damage | 44% | 18 |
| #10 | McDonald's McChicken | 31% | 13 |
| #11 | ι«ε₯εΈ¦ζNMB | 30% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IKun | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | LIMHO | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Tiger_KMZ | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | ζδΈ | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | BiliJCV1CT0R | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LIMHO | 703 | 0.22 | 22 min |
| #2 | IKun | 473 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #3 | BiliJCV1CT0R | 319 | 0.26 | 12 min |
| #4 | Tiger_KMZ | 285 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #5 | ζδΈ | 202 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LIMHO | +1.45 | 76 | 75 |
| #2 | Hunterkiller | +1.24 | 77 | 65 |
| #3 | BiliJCV1CT0R | +1.11 | 79 | 73 |
| #4 | IKun | +0.73 | 69 | 66 |
| #5 | Tiger_KMZ | -0.40 | 44 | 67 |





