








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 463 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 220 matches | ||
| Faceit | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3605 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,573 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4432 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5393 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3598 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4150 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,000,384 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 64 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KekeRos6erg | 70% | 46 |
| #2 | Hunterkiller | 61% | 76 |
| #3 | Jzzz_ | 58% | 45 |
| #4 | McDonald's McChicken | 58% | 73 |
| #5 | Ne4 | 57% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IKun | 14 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | LIMHO | 11 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | asdasdasdasd775 | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Ne4 | 6 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | Hunterkiller | 5 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LIMHO | 1551 | 0.22 | 45 min |
| #2 | IKun | 1375 | 0.18 | 36 min |
| #3 | BiliJCV1CT0R | 499 | 0.25 | 16 min |
| #4 | Ne4 | 432 | 0.30 | 12 min |
| #5 | Hunterkiller | 395 | 0.25 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KekeRos6erg | +3.18 | 87 | 72 |
| #2 | LIMHO | +1.79 | 76 | 73 |
| #3 | McDonald's McChicken | +1.31 | 74 | 40 |
| #4 | IKun | +0.91 | 73 | 64 |
| #5 | Jzzz_ | +0.83 | 87 | 32 |





