








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1499 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 189 matches | ||
| Wingman | 160 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 40 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




112 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11102 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,571 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10757 | 30% |
| Smokes | 13590 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 6695 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4529 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,174,293 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1525 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | NeuTroNBZh | 51% | 386 |
| #9 | ✘𝓢𝓽𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓴𝓪✘ | 51% | 126 |
| #10 | SLIDER | 49% | 87 |
| #11 | MrSanlouis | 48% | 157 |
| #12 | l\loXP | 47% | 215 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | l\loXP | 71 | 0.0167 |
| #2 | Nash | 60 | 0.0153 |
| #3 | NeuTroNBZh | 43 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | Noname | 43 | 0.0128 |
| #5 | Sennar2048 | 28 | 0.0103 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nash | 813 | 0.21 | 18 min |
| #2 | l\loXP | 722 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #3 | Ghosttt | 597 | 0.24 | 13 min |
| #4 | ✘𝓢𝓽𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓴𝓪✘ | 548 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| #5 | NeuTroNBZh | 371 | 0.05 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AHNO | +3.97 | 75 | 66 |
| #2 | Maître Renard | +2.43 | 67 | 58 |
| #3 | Nash | +1.55 | 68 | 53 |
| #4 | ✘𝓢𝓽𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓴𝓪✘ | +0.97 | 73 | 70 |
| #5 | NeuTroNBZh | +0.90 | 59 | 47 |





