








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 258 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 95 matches | ||
| Faceit | 71 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3842 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,228 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2699 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3337 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1936 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2256 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $948,767 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 211 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Purple Swag | 57% | 35 |
| #2 | Dr1ppyy | 56% | 68 |
| #3 | toadium the novice | 54% | 72 |
| #4 | TWBO | 45% | 20 |
| #5 | Zyzal | 44% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | šiaurė | 43% | 35 |
| #7 | Zyw0o from Wish | 40% | 62 |
| #8 | A14YearOld | 37% | 38 |
| #9 | Gypsy_Slayer90 | 34% | 29 |
| #10 | ERIZED | 22% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zyzal | 15 | 0.0110 |
| #2 | Dr1ppyy | 12 | 0.0088 |
| #3 | Gypsy_Slayer90 | 7 | 0.0129 |
| #4 | toadium the novice | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Zyw0o from Wish | 4 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr1ppyy | 91 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #2 | šiaurė | 77 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | Zyw0o from Wish | 74 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Zyzal | 66 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | TWBO | 56 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Purple Swag | +1.78 | 68 | 31 |
| #2 | toadium the novice | +1.47 | 63 | 33 |
| #3 | šiaurė | +1.12 | 68 | 42 |
| #4 | Zyw0o from Wish | +1.06 | 65 | 61 |
| #5 | TWBO | +1.03 | 80 | 49 |





