








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 691 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




124 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4491 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,287 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1624 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1774 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2117 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2772 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,098,544 of utility $235 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1488 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gab1k | 56% | 68 |
| #2 | QULEWWW | 56% | 54 |
| #3 | Ryan Reynolds | 54% | 46 |
| #4 | Mortal Onion | 37% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gab1k | 56% | 68 |
| #2 | QULEWWW | 56% | 54 |
| #3 | Ryan Reynolds | 54% | 46 |
| #4 | Mortal Onion | 37% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | QULEWWW | 22 | 0.0191 |
| #2 | gab1k | 15 | 0.0110 |
| #3 | Ryan Reynolds | 8 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | Mortal Onion | 3 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ryan Reynolds | 235 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #2 | gab1k | 157 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | QULEWWW | 154 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | Mortal Onion | 70 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | QULEWWW | +3.00 | 87 | 42 |
| #2 | Dr1ppyy | +1.00 | 79 | 49 |
| #3 | gab1k | +0.20 | 71 | 51 |
| #4 | Ryan Reynolds | -1.81 | 50 | 52 |
| #5 | Mortal Onion | -2.25 | 42 | 42 |





