








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
481 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,059 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 130 | 12% |
| Smokes | 391 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 182 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 356 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $216,319 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | aalecardi02 | 67% | 3 |
| #6 | Dr1ppyy | 67% | 9 |
| #7 | toadium the novice | 62% | 21 |
| #8 | gab1k | 57% | 35 |
| #9 | Ferra | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gab1k | 5 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Dr1ppyy | 2 | 0.0110 |
| #3 | toadium the novice | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gab1k | 79 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #2 | aalecardi02 | 22 | 0.39 | 1 min |
| #3 | Racoon Peek <Krasnah> | 21 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| #4 | catgirls | 17 | 0.26 | 0 min |
| #5 | toadium the novice | 10 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | catgirls | +9.77 | 91 | 60 |
| #2 | Racoon Peek <Krasnah> | +5.37 | 74 | 61 |
| #3 | Jean | +5.31 | 81 | 44 |
| #4 | Purple Swag | +1.47 | 66 | 36 |
| #5 | aalecardi02 | +0.62 | 86 | 79 |





