








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 168 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




75 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2513 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,022 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1514 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1029 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 2118 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1361 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,301,546 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 127 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zyw0o | 54% | 26 |
| #2 | toadium the novice | 52% | 23 |
| #3 | Jacala | 50% | 60 |
| #4 | Zyw0o from Wish | 46% | 257 |
| #5 | gab1k | 44% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Jacala | 50% | 60 |
| #4 | Zyw0o from Wish | 46% | 257 |
| #5 | gab1k | 44% | 71 |
| #6 | Gypsy_Slayer90 | 43% | 138 |
| #7 | miracle prime | 31% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zyw0o from Wish | 49 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | Gypsy_Slayer90 | 44 | 0.0165 |
| #3 | miracle prime | 27 | 0.0197 |
| #4 | gab1k | 15 | 0.0111 |
| #5 | Zyw0o | 9 | 0.0182 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zyw0o from Wish | 281 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #2 | gab1k | 163 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | Jacala | 151 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | miracle prime | 86 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Gypsy_Slayer90 | 69 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jacala | +2.74 | 79 | 62 |
| #2 | Zyw0o from Wish | +2.42 | 66 | 54 |
| #3 | Zyw0o | +1.59 | 72 | 59 |
| #4 | toadium the novice | +1.47 | 63 | 32 |
| #5 | gab1k | +0.73 | 75 | 50 |





