








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 764 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 316 matches | ||
| Premier | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 57 matches | ||
| Wingman | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 81 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




153 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5251 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,435 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4499 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3043 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 5471 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 5422 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,764,146 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1798 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jacala | 56% | 75 |
| #2 | Zyzal | 46% | 257 |
| #3 | Hugo ♡ | 45% | 49 |
| #4 | Gypsy_Slayer90 | 43% | 379 |
| #5 | gab1k | 40% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Zyzal | 46% | 257 |
| #3 | Hugo ♡ | 45% | 49 |
| #4 | Gypsy_Slayer90 | 43% | 379 |
| #5 | gab1k | 40% | 62 |
| #6 | miracle prime | 38% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gypsy_Slayer90 | 82 | 0.0112 |
| #2 | Zyzal | 63 | 0.0129 |
| #3 | miracle prime | 43 | 0.0180 |
| #4 | Hugo ♡ | 14 | 0.0145 |
| #5 | gab1k | 10 | 0.0085 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gypsy_Slayer90 | 312 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| #2 | Zyzal | 237 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #3 | Jacala | 188 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | miracle prime | 160 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | gab1k | 124 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jacala | +2.37 | 81 | 63 |
| #2 | Zyw0o from Wish | +1.73 | 64 | 53 |
| #3 | Hugo ♡ | +0.98 | 51 | 20 |
| #4 | gab1k | +0.55 | 75 | 45 |
| #5 | Gypsy_Slayer90 | +0.05 | 63 | 28 |





