








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1054 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 138 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6140 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,231 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5690 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4815 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3992 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3734 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,740,439 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 126 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XAntohaX UA <3 | 66% | 32 |
| #2 | GamerMorse | 50% | 276 |
| #3 | Deadmeat | 47% | 277 |
| #4 | ExpelliarmusV | 47% | 107 |
| #5 | Ceez | 47% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Deadmeat | 47% | 277 |
| #4 | ExpelliarmusV | 47% | 107 |
| #5 | Ceez | 47% | 86 |
| #6 | Beowulf878 | 46% | 110 |
| #7 | Rick Grimes | 43% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GamerMorse | 63 | 0.0115 |
| #2 | Ceez | 17 | 0.0098 |
| #3 | Beowulf878 | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Rick Grimes | 4 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | ExpelliarmusV | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GamerMorse | 979 | 0.18 | 19 min |
| #2 | Deadmeat | 441 | 0.08 | 14 min |
| #3 | Beowulf878 | 409 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #4 | Ceez | 267 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #5 | Rick Grimes | 153 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GamerMorse | +2.03 | 73 | 56 |
| #2 | Severely Autistic | +1.45 | 78 | 58 |
| #3 | ExpelliarmusV | +0.47 | 83 | 60 |
| #4 | Beowulf878 | -0.59 | 75 | 62 |
| #5 | XAntohaX UA <3 | -0.73 | 57 | 60 |





