








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3969 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 585 matches | ||
| Premier | 553 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 535 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




129 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
24980 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 69,320 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 29570 | 43% |
| Smokes | 17110 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 10294 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 12346 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,067,709 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2008 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rick Grimes | 51% | 333 |
| #2 | Deadmeat | 43% | 410 |
| #3 | CeltiC | 43% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rick Grimes | 51% | 333 |
| #2 | Deadmeat | 43% | 410 |
| #3 | CeltiC | 43% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rick Grimes | 17 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Deadmeat | 12 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | CeltiC | 7 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rick Grimes | 1072 | 0.16 | 31 min |
| #2 | Deadmeat | 687 | 0.08 | 23 min |
| #3 | CeltiC | 252 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rick Grimes | +1.24 | 50 | 63 |
| #2 | Beowulf878 | +0.84 | 73 | 62 |
| #3 | CeltiC | -1.25 | 40 | 54 |
| #4 | Deadmeat | -1.87 | 26 | 66 |





