








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 343 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1155 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,431 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 821 | 34% |
| Smokes | 534 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 476 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 600 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $953,508 of utility $277 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 338 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GoonMaxxer67 | 58% | 19 |
| #2 | ECCHI | 58% | 128 |
| #3 | K1ngCT | 56% | 119 |
| #4 | TL MonkE | 51% | 104 |
| #5 | dragonrune003 | 49% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GoonMaxxer67 | 58% | 19 |
| #2 | ECCHI | 58% | 128 |
| #3 | K1ngCT | 56% | 119 |
| #4 | TL MonkE | 51% | 104 |
| #5 | dragonrune003 | 49% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1ngCT | 35 | 0.0155 |
| #2 | TL MonkE | 19 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | dragonrune003 | 10 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | ECCHI | 7 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | GoonMaxxer67 | 7 | 0.0187 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ECCHI | 572 | 0.23 | 14 min |
| #2 | K1ngCT | 371 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #3 | TL MonkE | 199 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | GoonMaxxer67 | 57 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | dragonrune003 | 13 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1ngCT | +5.40 | 76 | 58 |
| #2 | ECCHI | +1.30 | 61 | 64 |
| #3 | Bokkie | +0.24 | 61 | 38 |
| #4 | TL MonkE | -1.10 | 58 | 52 |
| #5 | GoonMaxxer67 | -1.59 | 48 | 40 |





