








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 127 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
862 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,317 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 354 | 15% |
| Smokes | 340 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 690 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 933 | 40% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,077,655 of utility $277 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 77 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1ngCT | 50% | 130 |
| #2 | Bokkie | 49% | 85 |
| #3 | ECCHI | 49% | 134 |
| #4 | TL MonkE | 47% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1ngCT | 50% | 130 |
| #2 | Bokkie | 49% | 85 |
| #3 | ECCHI | 49% | 134 |
| #4 | TL MonkE | 47% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1ngCT | 29 | 0.0117 |
| #2 | TL MonkE | 23 | 0.0116 |
| #3 | Bokkie | 21 | 0.0129 |
| #4 | ECCHI | 10 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ECCHI | 583 | 0.23 | 13 min |
| #2 | K1ngCT | 405 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #3 | TL MonkE | 208 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | Bokkie | 203 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1ngCT | +5.56 | 79 | 57 |
| #2 | ECCHI | +1.68 | 56 | 61 |
| #3 | Bokkie | +0.83 | 56 | 42 |
| #4 | TL MonkE | -1.64 | 54 | 54 |
| #5 | dragonrune003 | -3.32 | 29 | 29 |





