








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 380 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
722 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,618 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 546 | 34% |
| Smokes | 671 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 47 | 3% |
| Molotovs | 354 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $408,050 of utility $202 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 110 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PEDER LEFT ARM MISSING IN KOREA | 93% | 29 |
| #2 | Kevin | 79% | 38 |
| #3 | imajerk | 79% | 33 |
| #4 | waste | 75% | 20 |
| #5 | K1ngCT | 67% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | K1ngCT | 67% | 9 |
| #6 | ECCHI | 67% | 15 |
| #7 | Bokkie | 58% | 19 |
| #8 | TL MonkE | 57% | 7 |
| #9 | Johhny big glock | 33% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bokkie | 5 | 0.0134 |
| #2 | K1ngCT | 5 | 0.0281 |
| #3 | Kevin | 4 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | PEDER LEFT ARM MISSING IN KOREA | 3 | 0.0065 |
| #5 | Johhny big glock | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Johhny big glock | 147 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #2 | ECCHI | 57 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #3 | Kevin | 51 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Bokkie | 36 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | waste | 34 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1ngCT | +6.17 | 75 | 48 |
| #2 | imajerk | +4.78 | 97 | 38 |
| #3 | Kevin | +4.35 | 94 | 51 |
| #4 | waste | +3.62 | 79 | 65 |
| #5 | PEDER LEFT ARM MISSING IN KOREA | +3.61 | 91 | 59 |





