








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 545 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 197 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




104 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4624 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,695 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2118 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2808 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2730 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2039 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,157,717 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 393 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wilsonnr1 | 64% | 74 |
| #2 | pro quake player | 57% | 37 |
| #3 | Doc McStubbins™ | 57% | 30 |
| #4 | SKADADDY | 54% | 124 |
| #5 | n1lsen | 52% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | ahu1d6y | 46% | 186 |
| #9 | Lil Noot | 43% | 28 |
| #10 | najiN. | 43% | 96 |
| #11 | Rook | 41% | 32 |
| #12 | 1eo | 40% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ahu1d6y | 500 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #2 | SKADADDY | 346 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | najiN. | 295 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #4 | NecBugH | 182 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | pro quake player | 171 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pro quake player | +4.66 | 90 | 53 |
| #2 | Wilsonnr1 | +2.49 | 89 | 63 |
| #3 | DayOne♿ | +1.80 | 78 | 44 |
| #4 | SKADADDY | +1.35 | 83 | 57 |
| #5 | 1eo | +0.24 | 82 | 60 |





