








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 219 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 255 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4198 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,944 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3574 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2352 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2267 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2751 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $753,733 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 182 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | kibiras geležinis | 47% | 112 |
| #5 | Rick | 46% | 106 |
| #6 | Brayx | 42% | 57 |
| #7 | moses | 41% | 54 |
| #8 | Gerich | 32% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BackoBLT* | 15 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | Brayx | 10 | 0.0085 |
| #3 | Leo` | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | kibiras geležinis | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Rick | 5 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kibiras geležinis | 399 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #2 | Leo` | 382 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #3 | BackoBLT* | 223 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | moses | 136 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | Rick | 79 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kibiras geležinis | +2.70 | 81 | 62 |
| #2 | Leo` | +2.36 | 61 | 77 |
| #3 | moses | +1.34 | 80 | 59 |
| #4 | Djon Gotti | +1.31 | 67 | 51 |
| #5 | BackoBLT* | -0.93 | 67 | 54 |





