








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 78 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 382 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3409 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,492 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1661 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1882 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 3029 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3920 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $918,980 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 180 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kilimėlis medžiaginis | 50% | 34 |
| #2 | moses | 49% | 164 |
| #3 | Leo` | 48% | 249 |
| #4 | kibiras geležinis | 47% | 175 |
| #5 | Djon Gotti | 46% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | kibiras geležinis | 47% | 175 |
| #5 | Djon Gotti | 46% | 106 |
| #6 | BackoBLT* | 46% | 284 |
| #7 | Brayx | 45% | 105 |
| #8 | perčik | 33% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BackoBLT* | 22 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Leo` | 17 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Brayx | 13 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | kibiras geležinis | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Djon Gotti | 3 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leo` | 819 | 0.16 | 25 min |
| #2 | kibiras geležinis | 574 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #3 | moses | 470 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #4 | BackoBLT* | 352 | 0.06 | 10 min |
| #5 | Djon Gotti | 303 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kilimėlis medžiaginis | +3.83 | 80 | 69 |
| #2 | kibiras geležinis | +2.48 | 81 | 65 |
| #3 | moses | +2.00 | 81 | 65 |
| #4 | Leo` | +1.55 | 61 | 76 |
| #5 | Djon Gotti | +0.86 | 64 | 50 |





