








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1057 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 528 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 85 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8307 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,929 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8933 | 29% |
| Smokes | 8985 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 7214 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5797 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,147,269 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 551 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Djon Gotti | 53% | 122 |
| #2 | moses | 51% | 274 |
| #3 | kibiras geležinis | 49% | 265 |
| #4 | Rick | 48% | 249 |
| #5 | kilimėlis medžiaginis | 47% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Rick | 48% | 249 |
| #5 | kilimėlis medžiaginis | 47% | 75 |
| #6 | BackoBLT* | 46% | 437 |
| #7 | Brayx | 39% | 129 |
| #8 | Gerich | 32% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BackoBLT* | 28 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | kibiras geležinis | 17 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Brayx | 12 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | kilimėlis medžiaginis | 8 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | moses | 7 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kibiras geležinis | 944 | 0.17 | 25 min |
| #2 | moses | 690 | 0.12 | 20 min |
| #3 | BackoBLT* | 533 | 0.06 | 14 min |
| #4 | Djon Gotti | 348 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #5 | kilimėlis medžiaginis | 272 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kilimėlis medžiaginis | +2.97 | 79 | 69 |
| #2 | kibiras geležinis | +2.87 | 83 | 66 |
| #3 | Leo` | +1.22 | 61 | 77 |
| #4 | moses | +0.98 | 82 | 68 |
| #5 | Djon Gotti | +0.51 | 64 | 51 |





