








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1081 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 410 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5560 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,986 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6254 | 39% |
| Smokes | 4291 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2991 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2450 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,739,502 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1014 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kilimėlis medžiaginis | 52% | 92 |
| #2 | kibiras geležinis | 52% | 137 |
| #3 | Leo` | 51% | 274 |
| #4 | Rick | 49% | 164 |
| #5 | BackoBLT* | 48% | 271 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | BackoBLT* | 48% | 271 |
| #6 | Aksavi* | 42% | 26 |
| #7 | Djon Gotti | 41% | 54 |
| #8 | Gerich | 34% | 59 |
| #9 | Brayx | 33% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BackoBLT* | 14 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Leo` | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | kibiras geležinis | 9 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | kilimėlis medžiaginis | 8 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | Gerich | 5 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leo` | 895 | 0.16 | 27 min |
| #2 | kibiras geležinis | 476 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #3 | kilimėlis medžiaginis | 340 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #4 | BackoBLT* | 311 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #5 | Djon Gotti | 137 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kilimėlis medžiaginis | +3.24 | 77 | 69 |
| #2 | kibiras geležinis | +2.50 | 84 | 63 |
| #3 | Leo` | +1.43 | 62 | 76 |
| #4 | moses | +1.25 | 81 | 68 |
| #5 | Djon Gotti | +0.28 | 62 | 52 |





