








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 684 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 499 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5450 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,753 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2943 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2790 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 5362 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 4658 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,565,168 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kilimėlis medžiaginis | 49% | 108 |
| #2 | kibiras geležinis | 48% | 215 |
| #3 | moses | 48% | 271 |
| #4 | Djon Gotti | 48% | 151 |
| #5 | Leo` | 46% | 437 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Leo` | 46% | 437 |
| #6 | Rick | 46% | 284 |
| #7 | Brayx | 45% | 144 |
| #8 | perčik | 38% | 55 |
| #9 | Gerich | 38% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leo` | 22 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Brayx | 16 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | kibiras geležinis | 11 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Gerich | 9 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | Djon Gotti | 8 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leo` | 1525 | 0.17 | 47 min |
| #2 | kibiras geležinis | 753 | 0.17 | 20 min |
| #3 | moses | 713 | 0.13 | 22 min |
| #4 | Djon Gotti | 457 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #5 | kilimėlis medžiaginis | 398 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kibiras geležinis | +2.83 | 83 | 66 |
| #2 | kilimėlis medžiaginis | +2.80 | 77 | 69 |
| #3 | moses | +1.35 | 82 | 68 |
| #4 | Leo` | +1.23 | 61 | 77 |
| #5 | Djon Gotti | +0.96 | 63 | 51 |





