








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2887 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 513 matches | ||
| Premier | 383 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 367 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 235 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 231 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 156 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 155 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 378 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




490 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
21494 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 51,588 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13438 | 26% |
| Smokes | 13588 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 13845 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 10717 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,575,869 of utility $51 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15561 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | cyx | 51% | 370 |
| #8 | Aurora | 49% | 391 |
| #9 | sxnna | 48% | 163 |
| #10 | bebegrill | 47% | 376 |
| #11 | JakeyChan | 47% | 209 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nathe | 121 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | bebegrill | 48 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | AubsTheStrawbs | 38 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | cyx | 28 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | JakeyChan | 25 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nathe | 2255 | 0.12 | 54 min |
| #2 | cyx | 863 | 0.12 | 19 min |
| #3 | Fragon | 739 | 0.17 | 20 min |
| #4 | bebegrill | 435 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #5 | jC | 434 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jC | +4.50 | 78 | 46 |
| #2 | Fragon | +4.00 | 85 | 70 |
| #3 | Nathe | +2.45 | 66 | 62 |
| #4 | Wh1z | +1.84 | 71 | 43 |
| #5 | JakeyChan | +0.78 | 65 | 39 |





