








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2879 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 566 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 324 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 210 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 203 matches | ||
| Premier | 174 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 152 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




249 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
22900 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 51,788 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 18165 | 35% |
| Smokes | 11499 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 12135 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 9989 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $8,616,428 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7008 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wh1z | 177 | 0.0098 |
| #2 | bebegrill | 64 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | AubsTheStrawbs | 29 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | cyx | 25 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Aurora | 21 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wh1z | 1510 | 0.08 | 28 min |
| #2 | cyx | 879 | 0.12 | 19 min |
| #3 | Fragon | 865 | 0.18 | 24 min |
| #4 | bebegrill | 596 | 0.06 | 14 min |
| #5 | Aurora | 456 | 0.05 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fragon | +3.93 | 85 | 71 |
| #2 | Nathe | +2.62 | 68 | 61 |
| #3 | Wh1z | +1.75 | 71 | 46 |
| #4 | Not in Brooklyn Jail... | +1.61 | 71 | 53 |
| #5 | cyx | +0.54 | 41 | 55 |





