








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 666 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 251 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 97 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7902 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,336 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5478 | 21% |
| Smokes | 5428 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 8477 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 6953 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,438,430 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 359 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | bebegrill | 45% | 142 |
| #11 | Pigthony Soprano | 44% | 64 |
| #12 | AubsTheStrawbs | 42% | 272 |
| #13 | Fragon | 39% | 46 |
| #14 | Mundo | 39% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wh1z | 65 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | Nathe | 49 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | AubsTheStrawbs | 27 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | bebegrill | 19 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | Aurora | 14 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | glock fade (held by tommy) | +3.30 | 72 | 54 |
| #2 | Fragon | +2.89 | 86 | 68 |
| #3 | Nathe | +2.74 | 66 | 62 |
| #4 | Pigthony Soprano | +2.09 | 67 | 52 |
| #5 | Wh1z | +1.77 | 68 | 43 |





