








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2454 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 457 matches | ||
| Premier | 445 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 280 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 74 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




207 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12870 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,112 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12202 | 37% |
| Smokes | 7287 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 5773 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 7850 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,245,812 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3975 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aleksiB | 55% | 210 |
| #2 | WE LOVE | 52% | 331 |
| #3 | uus vikkex | 51% | 90 |
| #4 | pilatefin | 46% | 400 |
| #5 | Slugma | 45% | 159 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aleksiB | 55% | 210 |
| #2 | WE LOVE | 52% | 331 |
| #3 | uus vikkex | 51% | 90 |
| #4 | pilatefin | 46% | 400 |
| #5 | Slugma | 45% | 159 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WE LOVE | 87 | 0.0136 |
| #2 | pilatefin | 75 | 0.0112 |
| #3 | aleksiB | 45 | 0.0117 |
| #4 | uus vikkex | 24 | 0.0152 |
| #5 | Slugma | 20 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WE LOVE | 1406 | 0.22 | 27 min |
| #2 | pilatefin | 443 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #3 | aleksiB | 358 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | Slugma | 315 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | uus vikkex | 171 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lassi Kulliman | +1.59 | 57 | 53 |
| #2 | WE LOVE | +0.49 | 47 | 58 |
| #3 | pilatefin | -0.07 | 66 | 49 |
| #4 | uus vikkex | -0.25 | 28 | 21 |
| #5 | Slugma | -0.62 | 60 | 42 |





