








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 396 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1079 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,060 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1127 | 28% |
| Smokes | 954 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1190 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 789 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $786,934 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 314 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uus vikkex | 65% | 20 |
| #2 | WE LOVE | 61% | 72 |
| #3 | pilatefin | 59% | 27 |
| #4 | Lassi Kulliman | 55% | 210 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uus vikkex | 65% | 20 |
| #2 | WE LOVE | 61% | 72 |
| #3 | pilatefin | 59% | 27 |
| #4 | Lassi Kulliman | 55% | 210 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lassi Kulliman | 51 | 0.0130 |
| #2 | WE LOVE | 25 | 0.0184 |
| #3 | pilatefin | 14 | 0.0264 |
| #4 | uus vikkex | 6 | 0.0166 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lassi Kulliman | 552 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #2 | WE LOVE | 276 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #3 | pilatefin | 44 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | uus vikkex | 44 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lassi Kulliman | +4.99 | 63 | 56 |
| #2 | WE LOVE | +1.97 | 42 | 60 |
| #3 | pilatefin | +1.78 | 71 | 57 |
| #4 | uus vikkex | +0.76 | 29 | 20 |
| #5 | aleksiB | -1.62 | 37 | 44 |





