








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 823 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 193 matches | ||
| Premier | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 74 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




106 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4592 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,697 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6963 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5765 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4972 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3997 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,409,264 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1174 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aleksiB | 61% | 72 |
| #2 | Lassi Kulliman | 52% | 331 |
| #3 | pilatefin | 51% | 55 |
| #4 | Humbl3 | 43% | 98 |
| #5 | lettutäti | 39% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aleksiB | 61% | 72 |
| #2 | Lassi Kulliman | 52% | 331 |
| #3 | pilatefin | 51% | 55 |
| #4 | Humbl3 | 43% | 98 |
| #5 | lettutäti | 39% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lassi Kulliman | 82 | 0.0128 |
| #2 | pilatefin | 25 | 0.0243 |
| #3 | aleksiB | 11 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | Humbl3 | 10 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | lettutäti | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lassi Kulliman | 941 | 0.15 | 21 min |
| #2 | Humbl3 | 450 | 0.23 | 11 min |
| #3 | lettutäti | 141 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | aleksiB | 118 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | pilatefin | 76 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lassi Kulliman | +2.07 | 55 | 54 |
| #2 | Humbl3 | +0.69 | 67 | 64 |
| #3 | pilatefin | +0.25 | 65 | 50 |
| #4 | WE LOVE | +0.09 | 50 | 58 |
| #5 | aleksiB | -1.50 | 31 | 45 |





