








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1758 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 274 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 199 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 87 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14010 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,232 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14150 | 40% |
| Smokes | 7339 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 8275 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5468 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,569,880 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2952 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Вall[Z?] | 74% | 93 |
| #2 | BeatingBros | 74% | 95 |
| #3 | Draycing | 72% | 82 |
| #4 | Diamond | 70% | 112 |
| #5 | gummy | 70% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ed | 1445 | 0.18 | 35 min |
| #2 | Voli | 712 | 0.18 | 20 min |
| #3 | Crusher | 622 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| #4 | Draycing | 333 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #5 | D I N K L E 🅱 E R G | 328 | 0.04 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☪️ʚ♛SUPUKI💤美惜ニローニɞ💜 | +5.75 | 84 | 63 |
| #2 | Voli | +4.88 | 81 | 68 |
| #3 | gummy | +4.32 | 85 | 66 |
| #4 | Crusher | +3.10 | 70 | 59 |
| #5 | Diamond | +2.20 | 77 | 64 |





