








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 357 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 195 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1934 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,899 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2035 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1390 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 989 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1485 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $630,749 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kakarako | 52% | 95 |
| #2 | Binner | 49% | 125 |
| #3 | smuggers128 | 47% | 34 |
| #4 | mak e | 47% | 79 |
| #5 | leren | 47% | 152 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Revv | 78 | 0.0191 |
| #2 | leren | 42 | 0.0149 |
| #3 | mak e | 26 | 0.0183 |
| #4 | Kakarako | 25 | 0.0131 |
| #5 | Binner | 11 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Binner | 332 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #2 | Revv | 220 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #3 | Azure | 177 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #4 | smuggers128 | 174 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #5 | mak e | 131 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Revv | +5.59 | 89 | 42 |
| #2 | mak e | +1.69 | 74 | 51 |
| #3 | Binner | +1.04 | 71 | 53 |
| #4 | leren | -0.40 | 60 | 47 |
| #5 | ceker | -0.45 | 38 | 53 |





