








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 936 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 204 matches | ||
| Premier | 155 matches | ||
| Wingman | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4710 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,939 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6347 | 46% |
| Smokes | 3234 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1458 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 2900 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,851,311 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 656 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Issai | 65% | 34 |
| #2 | leren | 56% | 59 |
| #3 | Revv | 54% | 112 |
| #4 | Binner | 49% | 37 |
| #5 | TL.ahmad | 44% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Meru go round | 43% | 44 |
| #8 | b1zn4tcH! | 41% | 37 |
| #9 | Starlight Falls From Beyond | 38% | 48 |
| #10 | Reagis | 37% | 131 |
| #11 | Retiishia | 35% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Revv | 30 | 0.0131 |
| #2 | leren | 12 | 0.0101 |
| #3 | Retiishia | 10 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | TL.ahmad | 7 | 0.0078 |
| #5 | Reagis | 5 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | risu | 207 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #2 | Reagis | 167 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | Revv | 136 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | Binner | 135 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #5 | Meru go round | 99 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Revv | +6.48 | 92 | 43 |
| #2 | b1zn4tcH! | +3.43 | 79 | 50 |
| #3 | Binner | +2.20 | 63 | 57 |
| #4 | leren | +1.10 | 66 | 50 |
| #5 | Issai | -0.47 | 52 | 46 |





