








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 9 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1244 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,133 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1009 | 47% |
| Smokes | 581 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 109 | 5% |
| Molotovs | 434 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $283,317 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 80 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Felicis | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | Azure | 60% | 25 |
| #3 | Kakarako | 49% | 37 |
| #4 | Revv | 48% | 108 |
| #5 | ceker | 48% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Revv | 48% | 108 |
| #5 | ceker | 48% | 23 |
| #6 | TL.ahmad | 47% | 79 |
| #7 | leren | 45% | 86 |
| #8 | Binner | 41% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Revv | 53 | 0.0265 |
| #2 | leren | 26 | 0.0175 |
| #3 | TL.ahmad | 13 | 0.0091 |
| #4 | Kakarako | 8 | 0.0106 |
| #5 | Binner | 5 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TL.ahmad | 131 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | ceker | 127 | 0.27 | 3 min |
| #3 | Binner | 125 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | Revv | 115 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | leren | 98 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Revv | +4.61 | 89 | 47 |
| #2 | mak e | +1.23 | 75 | 53 |
| #3 | Binner | +0.54 | 70 | 57 |
| #4 | leren | +0.34 | 60 | 52 |
| #5 | Kakarako | -1.02 | 69 | 37 |





