








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 442 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 228 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




74 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2889 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,861 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1104 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1171 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 862 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 724 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,183,255 of utility $220 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ceker | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | smuggers128 | 57% | 35 |
| #3 | Kakarako | 57% | 104 |
| #4 | Azure | 56% | 59 |
| #5 | Felicis | 53% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Revv | 101 | 0.0209 |
| #2 | mak e | 29 | 0.0196 |
| #3 | TL.ahmad | 25 | 0.0088 |
| #4 | Kakarako | 23 | 0.0112 |
| #5 | Binner | 11 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TL.ahmad | 318 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #2 | Binner | 307 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | Revv | 299 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #4 | Azure | 221 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #5 | smuggers128 | 176 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Revv | +5.63 | 88 | 42 |
| #2 | Binner | +1.23 | 71 | 53 |
| #3 | mak e | +1.04 | 74 | 54 |
| #4 | leren | +0.19 | 62 | 48 |
| #5 | Kakarako | -1.06 | 71 | 35 |





