








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 290 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1189 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,992 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 543 | 27% |
| Smokes | 805 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 363 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 281 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $531,066 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Binner | 60% | 62 |
| #2 | ceker | 57% | 14 |
| #3 | smuggers128 | 57% | 35 |
| #4 | leren | 57% | 104 |
| #5 | Azure | 56% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Revv | 67 | 0.0235 |
| #2 | leren | 36 | 0.0175 |
| #3 | TL.ahmad | 15 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | mak e | 15 | 0.0200 |
| #5 | Binner | 9 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TL.ahmad | 224 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #2 | Binner | 180 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | Revv | 176 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | smuggers128 | 161 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #5 | Azure | 100 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Revv | +6.59 | 88 | 41 |
| #2 | Binner | +2.15 | 73 | 55 |
| #3 | Azure | +0.84 | 52 | 47 |
| #4 | mak e | +0.72 | 72 | 57 |
| #5 | leren | +0.31 | 61 | 45 |





